You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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