check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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