What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Farmville is her only friend.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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