angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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