would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
