She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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