Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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