Don't you send me to vm
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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