somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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