We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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