If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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