I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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