Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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