i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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