How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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