Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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