I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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