i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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