You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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