ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
