I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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