I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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