I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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