North Korea, Best Korea!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
How does one acquire holy water?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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