I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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