All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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