i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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