me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
