It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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