can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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