I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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