I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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