walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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