If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Farmville is her only friend.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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