I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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