I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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