I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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