I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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