So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
it's great music for shaving your balls
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Randomize
