That's intense
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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