Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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