did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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