if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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