do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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