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• (517): View more from Michigan

  6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.

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  That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling

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• (626): View more from California

  I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".

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• (518): View more from New York

  I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer

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• (716): View more from New York

  my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question

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• (209): View more from California

  Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night

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• (415): View more from California

  I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.

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• (707): View more from California

  He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi

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