He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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