i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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