There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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