Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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