What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
