dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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